The Grozzer Theokratiske Reik of Krovx Belgium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaizer Leon VI Degrelle with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.571 billion Belgisk are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reikhauptstadt Brueskals. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Belgisk economy, worth a remarkable 2,578 trillion Reikskovxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 222,879 Reikskovxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Krovx Belgium's hospitals, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, all Belgisk live like kings, and Kaizer Leon VI Degrelle is worshipped as a god. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krovx Belgium's national animal is the Emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Degrelleizm.

Krovx Belgium is ranked 3,361^st in the world and 2^nd in RGBN for Most Patriotic, with 85.48 flags saluted per person per day.